this is a haiku i wrote while living in prague called ‘mitt romney’
Perfect hair glistens
Under television lights
A great performer
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life imitates art imitates life
Five Worthy Ways To Spend Large Amounts of Money for Research on Environment and Resources
Found Googling, “Ways to Spend Large Amounts of Money Quickly”
the top 5 topics about which Klout believes i am influential
Every tab open on my iPhone on August 5, 2012
- Brooklyn Heights Promenade, Foursquare (took my parents to brooklyn. we ended up going to red hook)
- Handkerchief Code, Wikipedia (texted my friend asking which bandana color is safe to wear in my potentially gang-ridden neighborhood; he sent me this page, which turned out to be a gay sex thing)
- Jamie xx, Google Image search (someone said i looked like him; needed to check, immediately)
- Do mattresses have fronts and backs? Google search (fairly self explanatory. found out the “foot” of my mattress (with the tags on it) has been at the “top” for ~6 months. wasn’t sure if this actually made a difference. turns out it doesn’t)
- What is the movie where Robert Deniro plays a gay ship captain? Google search (it was Stardust)
Some Alternate Units of Average Male Lifespan
- 38 cell phone contracts (2 yr.)
- 19 bachelor’s degrees (4 yr.)
- 12 well-received TV series (6 yr.)
- 8 passports (10 yr.)
- 5 supreme court justices (16 yr.)
website from misspelling tao lin’s domain url
by aaronjmarks
took these in paris last fall, excited to go back next month :)
